Tuesday, February 07, 2006

overheard in new york

Woman: We'll have the perfectly peanut butter sundae.
Store girl: Okay, sure.
Husband: Come on, you know i fucking hate the taste of peanut butter!
Woman: Are you kidding me? I ate your jizz just a couple of hours ago, I think
you eating the icecream i want would be a decent fucking compromise!
Store girl: ...Um..Yeah, ok. so.. i'm taking that as extra peanut butter.

--dylan's candy bar, 3rd ave.