Sunday, January 18, 2004
a conversation on irc. this guy said
"anyone facing relationship crisis at this point and seeking PRACTICAL, USEFUL advice? Msg me for a listening ear & more (read: not sex)." i got curious so i answered. I got kinda pissed after the intro.
Sappho> Hi! what do you get in return
Flyhigh> hi
Flyhigh> R u facing some relationship problem now?
Sappho> hi
Sappho> i was asking you what do you get in return?
Flyhigh> In return, I get paid for my service.
Sappho> paid?
Flyhigh> of coz we will agree on the terms
Flyhigh> yes
Sappho> for you to sit and listen?
Flyhigh> I dun just sit and listen
Flyhigh> I'm gonna dish out useful practical, AUTHORITATIVE advice.
Sappho> how old are you?
Flyhigh> i am 30.
Flyhigh> how old r u?
Sappho> 21
Flyhigh> ic.
Flyhigh> R u involved in a relationship now?
Sappho> what gives you the authority to dish advise?
Flyhigh> from my interactions with people from across the gay circle, my highly developed intuition and my background in astro-analysis of personalities.
Sappho> i dont believe in astro analysis sorry
Flyhigh> u dun have to believe in it
Sappho> its crap
Flyhigh> I'm just using it as a tool to assist you
Flyhigh> at some point, u will realise that wat i say hits the nail on the head.
Flyhigh> so dun just brush me off
Flyhigh> check me out b4 u do so.
Sappho> are you like a physic freak or something?
Flyhigh> nope
Flyhigh> if u think i'm a psycho who has nothing better to do...
Flyhigh> think again. what can i do to convince you?
Sappho>call me, i need to hear your voice. 9366####
(he calls my hp and a guy with not so good english came up. gucci flashed in my mind... i said sorry i gotta go and hungup.)
Sappho>i'm sorry, you're not likely to understand.
(he changes his name to Real)
Real> why wld u say so?
Real> if u cld clarify your statement?
Real> oh well, i can onli guess i'm being ignored.
Sappho> my problems are my own sorry
Real> but let me clarify wat i can offer: If u're facing a relationship problem with a bf, I may be able to shed light on aspects of the relationship that needs attn, or alert you to something which u're unaware of, all this in a very frenly approach.
Real> yes your problems r your own..... on top of earning pocket $, I genuinely DO wanna be of help to ppl.
Real> guess humanitarianism is just in my blood.
Sappho> do you like get some kinda wierd gratification from all this?
Real> excuse me?
Real> wat more do u wan from me to convince u that i am for real?
Real> of coz, this is a channel for sex...but surely there's always some hope around the corner.
Real> wat r your fears?
Real> nevermind
Real> u take care
Sappho> i'm sorry but my problems are complicated
Real> ....
Real> !!!
Real> which is why i'm here to help u untangle at least some parts of the problems
Real> can we deal with 1 thing at a time?
Real> its not everynite u get some moron in the net who's so willing to help u out
Sappho> you said it
Real> cld u at least tell me wat your problem is ... with regards to bf isit??
Real> anyway
Real> u're my sole 'customer' now.
Real> all attn devoted to u.
Real> i suspect we'll need several sessions to conclude.
Sappho> now you're just freaking me out
Real> but i'm enthusiastic to assist u in a way that can alleviate your load.
Real> have i not typed enuf? :P
Real> maybe i din understand your position..
Real> perhaps it's just too difficult to trust an absolute stranger..
duh.
Posted by Dominic at 3:54 AM